Once upon a time....

There lived the Juicy Lucy.

She was fairest of them all (and tasty too).

She was created by this man...

He went by the name "T-Bone" and he was truly an artist with beef,

and he was modest too (see example below).

Now let me introduce you to "El Taco"...

Unlike T-Bone,

El Taco was not modest (he was a womanizer, as you can see).

and he wore a skirt.

The end.