January 24, 2010

The following post takes place between the hours of 2 pm and 3 pm...

Like I mentioned earlier, Jack Bauer is back saving the world! The family and myself have been watching and I couldn't help but notice how similar I am to Jack. For one thing we are both incredilbly strong and can tolerate any amount of torcher without talking, Jack was torcherd in China for 2 years and didn't say a word; for me, I've lived with Erin for about 22 years (that's the torcher part) and I haven't said a word to her about where all of my candy is stashed.
Another thing we have in common is that we both like bags (like in the picture) and even more specifically crossbody bags, the only difference there is that I call them "purses" and Jack calles them "satchels". Those are just two examples... I can think of more, but I don't like to brag....

ok, two more similarities, Jack and myself tie for the leading cause of death in middle eastern men. And one time Jack shot a terrorist plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"..... I've done that before. Bet you didn't know this stuff about me huh? Bet you don't believe me huh?

Well, you're just going to have to trust me!!!

I'll leave you with some good quotes from Jack...

"You probably don’t think I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I’d hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It’s very painful."

"I have killed two people since midnight, I haven’t slept in over 24 hours. So maybe… maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are right now."

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