Dear Blog,

I owe you an apology for not writing very many (un)interesting Kori Stories on you lately. Every time I sit down to post something, I end up watching (very intelligent) YouTube videos. So I apologize, but in my absence I have been very productive, for example, I ordered all my books for school on amazon! Good job Kori! Come to think about it, that's the only productive thing I've done in a while. I think my brain and my car are in the same boat going down the same river, which will lead them to their final destination... the way of the dinosaurs... extinction. Seriously guys, the way my brain's been acting, I think it's days are numbered. For example, last night I was playing Speed Scrabble with some friends, and I've always known that I am intellectually challenged but I was getting scores like 10, 24, and one time I got a -32! While everyone else was getting scores in the 50's, 60's, and even 90's!! I was so sure that everyone was cheating, cause there is no way that it was possible to get a score in the 90's. Turns out the joke was on me... you see the little numbers by the letter on the scrabble pieces?

well, I guess when you count up your score, you add those numbers instead of just counting "one" for each piece you used. I felt like a idiot. But I guess it worked out for the best cause I can't count past 40 without a calculator anyway.

If you see me staring off into space with drool running down my face it's cause I'm putting my brain on bed rest with the hope that it will one day recover.

Thanks for your understanding,

Kori