Since I am the second oldest in our family, I feel like I should give you some advice before you marry and live with Erin. For both your, and Erin's safety.
Erin is an easy enough person to live with if you know how to deal with some of the things she does. For example, if she doesn't have a job or any reason to get up and SHOWER in the morning, she won't. I know of a time when she went about a week and a half without showering, and I think she changed her clothes maybe once in that time span (which included sleeping in those clothes). The best way to deal with that is to stop it at the beginning, give her a reason to shower at least once a week.
Another thing you need to watch out for (and you've already had an experience with this)is any hair removal product. KEEP THEM ALL AWAY FROM HER. You know what happened when she tried to wax her legs, it wasn't pretty was it? But one thing you don't know about is the time that Erin put Nair on her head like it was shampoo. Ask my Mom about that time, it wasn't pretty either. Sometimes we wonder if that incident is the reason for some of the comments she makes like, "Madrid?... that's the country next to Spain isn't it..." or "Spencer, your depriving a starving country somewhere of an idiot..." So yeah, it would probably be best if you hid the hair removal products up high enough so that only you can reach them.
OK, well I guess that's good for now. I'll fill you in on some other things that will help you in your marriage with my dear Air Bear later!
Love,
Kori
This is an instant classic!
ReplyDelete