My Car.

My car has a really bad sense of hummor... and it hates me. It's not the best combination. Lately it's favorite little game is to not start, instead I turn the key and my car is like, "Oh! so you want me to start, huh? Sorry, I'm taking a nap. Try again later." So I try again later and I get the same thing over and over again until it's A LOT later and then it decides it's had enough fun at my expense and it starts up.

Also.

I think every bolt in that car is loose just enough that it sounds like I have about 100 empty aluminum cans tied to my bumper. The noise makes dogs howl and small children point as I drive down the road.

Hey car...

Do you see me laughing?

NO!

Not laughing!

This is how I feel about it...

Does that face look amused?

No!

Not amused!

Wow. I just compared my face to the grinch's face. I guess that's my que to stop.

Over and out!